Here's how it works:
1. Suggest a compromosing and funny potential photograph involving Mike in the mike_story Livejournal community.
2. Photoshop®¹ a picture of Mike to the specifications of the suggestion.²
3. Submit that photograph as a comment in response to the entry with the suggestion.³
4. Post a new entry in the mike_story Livejournal community with a different suggestion (repeat steps 1-4).
5. Everyone wins! (except Mike)
¹ Photoshop® is a registered trademark of the Adobe® Corporation. Used by permission.
² Artist must be a different person from the original poster.
³ Artists who submit Photoshopped® Mike pictures grant a non-exclusive license to the mike_story Livejournal community for the purposes of this contest, advertising this contest, and blackmailing Mike.